The Difference Between a Keeper and a Throwback

Sometimes, while browsing profiles on the dating website, I feel like I'm at a freak show. For instance, I give you the following excerpt:

I'm looking for an attractive woman. (It's good you specified, 'cause otherwise, people would assume you're looking for an ugly one). Call me shallow (okay, you're shallow), but appearance is very important to me...

This coming from the guy who, you guessed it, has no profile photo of his own.