Saturday, June 20, 2009

F*ing Facebook Updates

I went to middle & high school with this gal and now we're on Facebook and she keeps posting these obnoxious updates about how sickeningly, disgustingly, puke-inducingly happy she is. Her husband is Mr. Absolutely-Wonderful and she's going to Hawaii for a week, blah, blah, friggin' blah. It's like nails on a chalkboard, except that chalkboard is my spine and it's giving me a nervous tick. See that? That was my eyelid spasming.

I had to "hide" her. It was either that or strangle her.

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