Let's Be Honest

On the dating website I subscribe to, there is a list. As you look at profiles, if you are uninterested in someone you select a reason from this list. The options are vague, like "religious differences" or "not a good fit." I understand the need to be nice in creating reasons for rejection, but sometimes I wish the list was a little more specific. Sometimes "not a good fit" doesn't really say it. On occasion, it'd be nice to have options like:

• He's 30 and still lives with his MOM
• Seems like a psycho
• Clearly has his head stuck up his posterior
• Thinks he's God's gift to women
• Wrote his profile in ALL CAPS!
• Can't write intelligibly
  
• Thinks being unemployed is cool
• Not sure why, but he gives me a creepy, creepy vibe
• Seems like a pervert
• Man whore
  
• Alcoholic
• Chauvinist

I'm sure y'all can think of many others to add on top of that ;)